Greeting Cards

Greeting Cards. Who doesn't eventually need one? These cards were created in a joking manner to give to close friends and family who understand your humor, or even to maybe that one co-worker who's always irritating you. Passive-aggressive greeting cards can be used in a variety of ways for a variety of reasons, but these aren't just cards. These are experiences, observations, and even a little, secretly genuine. These cards are meant to be taken with a grain of salt while also being a little humorous.

Starting with the wedding card, it was inspired specifically for those book inthousiests you might know. That's right, the ones who fall in love with storybook characters and say they are their husbands or wives. Yeah, I see you, and I hope you enjoy your wedding when you finally have it. As the old saying goes, What you read says a lot about you. Maybe take a closer look and see why you enjoy that special character so much, and find someone who can make you happy instead of just settling for someone who is “good enough”; I believe in you!

Next is an empty venging machine with an apology. This one was based on all the times I have been to a vending machine only to find it wasn't holding my favorite snack, or mostly empty, to even just being completely empty or not working. It is frustrating. We have almost all experienced it. Here's an apology for the frustration I and others have experienced. It is ok to be upset. Let go and let loose. Go to your safe place and scream into a pillow to your heart's content or cry for hours. Whatever you do, do not keep it in. It isn't healthy.

National Clean Dish Day. That's a new one but completely appropriate. Kids, Souses, please go clean the dishes and give the mother a break. They have enough on their plate, and most of it goes completely unnoticed. A new addition to the family, too? Congratulations, but now you really don't have personal time anymore. Time to set boundaries for a safe haven each member of the family can go to for their personal space and their time away without being away.

Finally, the birthday card! Who grew up watching The Adams Family on TV? Who often calls their best friends weirdos as a compliment that no one else ever gets? This is the perfect card for you! A card to celebrate a common humor shared in understanding the world would be boring if everyone is the same. Let's bring the word “Weirdo” into a positive light together.